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FREE ORGASM

Tue, 21 May 2013 22:35:33 -0400

FREE ORGASM

scvlptures: depression is when you don’t really care about anything anxiety is when you care too...

Tue, 21 May 2013 22:34:29 -0400

depression is when you don’t really care about anything

anxiety is when you care too much about everything

and having both is just like what

thediluteddreams: justdaydreamingagain: thediluteddreams: r3giment: blogatyourownrisk: The fact...

Tue, 21 May 2013 22:33:00 -0400

thediluteddreams:

justdaydreamingagain:

thediluteddreams:

r3giment:

blogatyourownrisk:

The fact that there’s a 90% chance that I’m meeting Vanessa and Jessica on July 28 ohhhhhhmyyyygooooshhh

Excuse me as I try to skip classes on that weekend so I can go and meet all these tumblr people

July 28. Yeah, so you skip classes for dci, but not for me :P

I’d figure you would end up being there anyways :P

Uh huh :P

thatdrumcorpsguy: who has experience and wants to be in splantas front ensemble? cries deeply

Tue, 21 May 2013 22:32:24 -0400

thatdrumcorpsguy:

who has experience and wants to be in splantas front ensemble?

*cries deeply*

Babies

Tue, 21 May 2013 22:31:46 -0400

Babies

hiddeninthought: You can’t fix the whole drum corps. One...

Tue, 21 May 2013 22:25:18 -0400

hiddeninthought:

You can’t fix the whole drum corps. One person at a time you change the world. Start with yourself. Throw away the negative. Throw away the I can’t. Throw away the impossible and the only thing left is the possible. (x)

thediluteddreams: r3giment: blogatyourownrisk: The fact that there’s a 90% chance that I’m...

Tue, 21 May 2013 22:21:01 -0400

thediluteddreams:

r3giment:

blogatyourownrisk:

The fact that there’s a 90% chance that I’m meeting Vanessa and Jessica on July 28 ohhhhhhmyyyygooooshhh

Excuse me as I try to skip classes on that weekend so I can go and meet all these tumblr people

July 28. Yeah, so you skip classes for dci, but not for me :P

dirkstr8der: the-winchester-initiative: cryonetics: snorlaxatives: *sexually strokes wall until...

Tue, 21 May 2013 22:18:58 -0400

dirkstr8der:

the-winchester-initiative:

cryonetics:

snorlaxatives:

*sexually strokes wall until finding light switch*

What a turn on.

Get out.

why does everyone say get out when somebody makes a pun dont get out get in here and make more puns

cruciozayn: for every single person who reblogs this ill creep ur blog and leave one word that...

Tue, 21 May 2013 22:18:20 -0400

cruciozayn:

for every single person who reblogs this ill creep ur blog and leave one word that describes you

pls do it this will be fun ok

mytoecold: A guy I don’t know very well handed me his yearbook and asked me if I wanted to sign...

Tue, 21 May 2013 18:43:16 -0400

mytoecold:

A guy I don’t know very well handed me his yearbook and asked me if I wanted to sign it.

I said yes, and shortly after he added, “Just don’t write anything gay.”

I wrote this:

Fuck my actual butthole. You are a boy and so am I. We are going to have sex that is gay. Pound my rock hard cock and bite me.

Love,

Drew

me half-way through shaving one leg: i dont want to do this anymore

Tue, 21 May 2013 18:40:27 -0400

me half-way through shaving one leg: i dont want to do this anymore

castiel-is-wonderful: sionainnlindsay: castiel-is-wonderful: WAIT HOLD THE FUCK UP IS ‘MRS’ JUST...

Tue, 21 May 2013 18:40:18 -0400

castiel-is-wonderful:

sionainnlindsay:

castiel-is-wonderful:

WAIT HOLD THE FUCK UP

IS ‘MRS’ JUST MR’S

LIKE BELONGING TO MR

OMG

Mr comes from the French monsieur, which I think literally translates as ‘my lord’ and basically just means master, and Mrs comes from maistre which is the feminine form of master, so actually—for once—no.

This was an extremely relevant comment and I thank you for educating me

beverlyhillsmom: the article just got better as i kept on...

Tue, 21 May 2013 16:53:50 -0400

beverlyhillsmom:

the article just got better as i kept on reading

emilioestevez: story time so about 7 months ago, my girlfriend at the time asked me to move in. so...

Tue, 21 May 2013 16:51:24 -0400

emilioestevez:

story time

so about 7 months ago, my girlfriend at the time asked me to move in. so i did and we lived together for roughly 6 weeks. she asked me to move out until i was mature enough to live with a girl because in those 6 weeks i drew a dick on her face while she was sleeping 11 times.

scienceheroextraordinaire: 0ver-doze: lamp guaranteed to make...

Tue, 21 May 2013 16:49:15 -0400

scienceheroextraordinaire:

0ver-doze:

lamp

guaranteed to make your friends shit themselves

ipoog: i wish girls could have sleep overs with boys without the whole they gonna fuck attitude

Tue, 21 May 2013 16:47:14 -0400

ipoog:

i wish girls could have sleep overs with boys without the whole they gonna fuck attitude

jackadiddlediddle: synthy-hollow: Sex tip: before you put it in shout DUT DUT DUT DUT and begin...

Mon, 20 May 2013 22:40:54 -0400

jackadiddlediddle:

synthy-hollow:

Sex tip: before you put it in shout DUT DUT DUT DUT and begin penetration (inspired by Davids last post :))

Dutting prevents a dirty entrance

todayis-nevertoolate: love

Mon, 20 May 2013 22:24:44 -0400

whether you're slim or have a little more to love

whether you like to wear makeup or not

whether you prefer to dress up a lot or rock some big t-shirts and sweats or maybe strut around in nothing at all

whether you're a dude or a chick or whatever in between

whether you're short or tall or don't even care bc we all sit on our asses all day anyway

i really don't give a fuck you're gorgeous and i have things to do so can we please all get along omg

todayis-nevertoolate:

love

r-amsassy: darkchocolatetruffles: hyperscraps: angelofthehomos...

Mon, 20 May 2013 22:22:05 -0400

r-amsassy:

darkchocolatetruffles:

hyperscraps:

angelofthehomosexuals:

ard3nt:

this is how I learned to stop doing it, people should reblog this.

this is actually important

Hey look self harm advice that acknowledges that there’s more than two reasons that people do it

applauds

Seems good for many types of self harm, not just cutting. I wonder if any of this stuff would work with trichotillomania.

for all my followers

awesomephilia: shawna-marie: Supposedly there is a new study...

Fri, 17 May 2013 22:46:39 -0400

awesomephilia:

shawna-marie:

Supposedly there is a new study that says when a woman sits on a guy’s hips when he is doing a chest press, his testosterone rises up to about 97.9% which promotes strength and muscle growth.

Probably not the only thing that rises up to about 97.9%