I hate playing at after school rehearsals some times because some symphonic band people sit in and play with us and turn around like that and look at me and my stand partner like ok yeah I’m literally just learning how the fuck to tune and can’t hear tones for shit and my stand partner’s a fuck wad, I’m literally the least qualified to just say “some one’s out of tune” to. Idk I just wish they were nicer about it like I’m trying so please don’t get mad at me?
Have you ever wanted to march a certain corps but then you see some of the corps members’ tumblrs and you’re like “neeeever mind”
People are always watching, even if they don’t say anything. It’s time some members…
if you’re literally basing your opinion of a corps off of one person, you are discounting every single person who is involved. there are some people on here who make me insane with some shit they post (i’ve marched with them), but i wouldn’t say ‘crown is obviously a bad organization because of this one persons opinion.’ we need to realize that tumblr is a place to be yourself, not to make sure at every second you’re being the perfect member because that completely ruins the purpose of it. my opinions are my opinions, not the opinions of my organization.
eating is so badass i mean you put something in a cavity where you smash and destroy it with 32 protruding bones and then a meat tentacle pushes it into a pool of acid and after a few hours you absorb its essence and transform it into energy just wow
That is the most metal thing I have ever read in my whole life.
if i was your boyfriend i would do so much cute stuff. i’d bring you soup when you were feeling sick, i’d rub your tummy when you got cramps, i’d wake you up in the middle of the night dressed as an eagle shouting abstract poetry at my own dick
so basically when you have your period and your lower back hurts it is because your hips are contracting and spreading apart, only slightly, to make room for the release of the blood and linings of your uterus. so basically your body is going through a small and mild labor to push out the dead insides of your uterus. so basically I have gone through labor and basically I don’t want children.
DONT you just HATE IT when youre KNEADING BREAD DOUGH and the dough HARDENS around your ENTIRE BODY and you become TRAPPED in a COCOON of BREAD only to emerge 4 MONTHS LATER as the ULTIMATE SUBLIME STARCH MOTH and ATTACK the CITY