May 2013
scvlptures:
depression is when you don’t really care about anything
anxiety is when you care too much about everything
and having both is just like what
thediluteddreams:
justdaydreamingagain:
thediluteddreams:
r3giment:
blogatyourownrisk:
The fact that there’s a 90% chance that I’m meeting Vanessa and Jessica on July 28 ohhhhhhmyyyygooooshhh
Excuse me as I try to skip classes on that weekend so I can go and meet all these tumblr people
July 28. Yeah, so you skip classes for dci, but not for me :P
I’d figure you would end up...
thatdrumcorpsguy:
who has experience and wants to be in splantas front ensemble?
*cries deeply*
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thediluteddreams:
r3giment:
blogatyourownrisk:
The fact that there’s a 90% chance that I’m meeting Vanessa and Jessica on July 28 ohhhhhhmyyyygooooshhh
Excuse me as I try to skip classes on that weekend so I can go and meet all these tumblr people
July 28. Yeah, so you skip classes for dci, but not for me :P
dirkstr8der:
the-winchester-initiative:
cryonetics:
snorlaxatives:
*sexually strokes wall until finding light switch*
What a turn on.
Get out.
why does everyone say get out when somebody makes a pun dont get out get in here and make more puns
cruciozayn:
for every single person who reblogs this ill creep ur blog and leave one word that describes you
pls do it this will be fun ok
mytoecold:
A guy I don’t know very well handed me his yearbook and asked me if I wanted to sign it.
I said yes, and shortly after he added, “Just don’t write anything gay.”
I wrote this:
Fuck my actual butthole. You are a boy and so am I. We are going to have sex that is gay. Pound my rock hard cock and bite me.
Love,
Drew
me half-way through shaving one leg: i dont want to do this anymore
castiel-is-wonderful:
sionainnlindsay:
castiel-is-wonderful:
WAIT HOLD THE FUCK UP
IS ‘MRS’ JUST MR’S
LIKE BELONGING TO MR
OMG
Mr comes from the French monsieur, which I think literally translates as ‘my lord’ and basically just means master, and Mrs comes from maistre which is the feminine form of master, so actually—for once—no.
This was an extremely relevant comment and I thank...
emilioestevez:
story time
so about 7 months ago, my girlfriend at the time asked me to move in. so i did and we lived together for roughly 6 weeks. she asked me to move out until i was mature enough to live with a girl because in those 6 weeks i drew a dick on her face while she was sleeping 11 times.
ipoog:
i wish girls could have sleep overs with boys without the whole they gonna fuck attitude
jackadiddlediddle:
synthy-hollow:
Sex tip: before you put it in shout DUT DUT DUT DUT and begin penetration (inspired by Davids last post :))
Dutting prevents a dirty entrance
Your very Personal and Intense Disney Ask:
Aurora: Story of your first kiss
Rapunzel: 5 things from your bucket list
Dory: Something someone has told you that you can't forget (two good things and one bad)
Pocahontas: Something new you taught someone.
Mulan: Do you trust your gut feeling? What happened.
Jasmine: The story of when you had to really trust someone. Was it easy?
Belle: Is there someone you are close who no one else likes? What's the story?
Ariel: Where do you think you belong, and why?
Flounder: Something that surprised you and frightened you.
Eric: Have you ever helped a stranger? What happened.
Aladdin: A sacrifice you made for someone.
Tiana: A time you tried the hardest for something.
Boo: A childhood hero.
Cruella: Something you really want but you aren't allowed to have.
Seven Dwarfs: 7 things you like in the people around you.
Kronk: What you are best at in the kitchen?
Simba: Something a parent has taught you.
Cinderella: "A dream is a wish your heart makes" What's that for you?
Nemo: Your bravest moment.
Terk: Are you a big brother/sister figure to anyone?
Buzz: Your favourite fantasy world (aka Harry Potter, Star Wars), if any.
Alice: Done drugs?
Peter Pan: Something from your childhood that you still love.
are-you-seduced-yet:
[VIOLENTLY THINKS OF HOW CUTE YOU ARE AND HOW NICE IT WOULD BE TO HOLD YOU ON A DAILY BASIS]
slutstatus:
if you have a v line and a happy trail i probably want to lick it
Wtf is a v line
there’s no logical reason for shorts to be the same price as pants
kauvera:
supernatural-aka-tearsandgay:
wiener-cest:
demeaniac:
STOP SCROLLING
straighten your back, mate
NOW GO ON
woah thanks i really needed that today
tumblr user demeaniac doing little favors for tumblr one post at a time
FUCK THIS POST HAS SHOWED UP LIKE 10 TIMES TODAY AND I HAVE BEEN HUNCHED OVER EVERY FUCKING TIME
PLEASE KEEP THIS GOING it is the best reminder for me ever...
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somewhere-in-the-cowpasture:
Guys i love all of you okay and I love my family and alcohol and y’all are the best and I don’t evn care if I have friends cuz I’m drink and y’all are the cooled and I wanna meet u on your okay so hit me up and shot
somewhere-in-the-cowpasture:
Man I luv getting drum wig my family like so much run and beer guys duck yea I love my followers can’t wait to see you on your
randomstuff134:
sodamnrelatable:
take a moment to realize you have never seen your face in person, just reflections and pictures
some scientists agree that if you saw a clone of yourself, you wouldn’t recognise it as you, because our idea of what we look like is so different from what we actually look like
elysionsprincess:
vanehsensei:
slenderlock:
singarequiem:
techno4tomcats:
People are insane on this product review of a banana slicer
No seriously
oh my fucking god
OH MY GOD I REBLOGGED THIS BEFORE I READ THE COMMENTS AND HOLY FUCK
I CAN’T BREATHE
“I tried the banana slicer and found it unacceptable. As shown in the picture, the slices is curved from left to right. All of my...
dave-vriska:
jacklullaby:
jacklullaby:
unfollower:
men should take advantage of the lack of dress code rules set for guys and wear mini skirts and tank tops to school every day
OH MY GOD LAST YEAR THE DUDES ON MY CLASS HAVE DONE IT
AND THEY GOT ALL CALLED IN THE PRINCIPAL’S ROOM
BUT THEY DIDNT GOT IN TROUBLE BECAUSE
THEY SAID EXACTLY IT “BUT THOSE RULES ARE ONLY FOR GIRLS”
I’M NOT...
“I had nothing to offer anybody except my own confusion.”
– Jack Kerouac (via perfect)
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Haven’t eaten in like 7 or 8 hours. It’s only hunger pains.
