hazelgracelancaster:

when guys are dressed in suits and they unbutton the top of their shirt and they undo their bowtie but keep it hanging under their collar and maybe they roll up their sleeves a bit and their hair is all disheveled and

boys

(via vivid-melodies)

beyonces-butt:

I hate it when you’ve been really on edge for a while and then you have a breakdown over a little thing and everyone thinks that you’re getting super upset about not washing your hair

(via caveoftwolovers)

scvlptures:

depression is when you don’t really care about anything

anxiety is when you care too much about everything

and having both is just like what

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thediluteddreams:

justdaydreamingagain:

thediluteddreams:

r3giment:

blogatyourownrisk:

The fact that there’s a 90% chance that I’m meeting Vanessa and Jessica on July 28 ohhhhhhmyyyygooooshhh

Excuse me as I try to skip classes on that weekend so I can go and meet all these tumblr people

July 28. Yeah, so you skip classes for dci, but not for me :P

I’d figure you would end up being there anyways :P

Uh huh :P

thatdrumcorpsguy:

who has experience and wants to be in splantas front ensemble?

*cries deeply*

thediluteddreams:

r3giment:

blogatyourownrisk:

The fact that there’s a 90% chance that I’m meeting Vanessa and Jessica on July 28 ohhhhhhmyyyygooooshhh

Excuse me as I try to skip classes on that weekend so I can go and meet all these tumblr people

July 28. Yeah, so you skip classes for dci, but not for me :P

dirkstr8der:

the-winchester-initiative:

cryonetics:

snorlaxatives:

*sexually strokes wall until finding light switch*

What a turn on.

Get out.

why does everyone say get out when somebody makes a pun dont get out get in here and make more puns

(via thediluteddreams)

cruciozayn:

for every single person who reblogs this ill creep ur blog and leave one word that describes you 

pls do it this will be fun ok

(via thediluteddreams)

mytoecold:

A guy I don’t know very well handed me his yearbook and asked me if I wanted to sign it. 

I said yes, and shortly after he added, “Just don’t write anything gay.”

I wrote this:

Fuck my actual butthole. You are a boy and so am I. We are going to have sex that is gay. Pound my rock hard cock and bite me.

Love,

Drew 

(via firm-butt)

me half-way through shaving one leg: i dont want to do this anymore

castiel-is-wonderful:

sionainnlindsay:

castiel-is-wonderful:

WAIT HOLD THE FUCK UP

IS ‘MRS’ JUST MR’S 

LIKE BELONGING TO MR

OMG

Mr comes from the French monsieur, which I think literally translates as ‘my lord’ and basically just means master, and Mrs comes from maistre which is the feminine form of master, so actually—for once—no.

This was an extremely relevant comment and I thank you for educating me 

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